February 2012
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I keep expecting Ke$ha to be some sort of social experiment.
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This is now a blog full of all of my girl-crushes.
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well, alright: i think one of the worst things... →
wellalright:
i think one of the worst things about people is that you can’t just openly admit to wanting to know someone. like i guess you can, but unless you want to be “that guy” you can’t just be like, “i want to be your friend.” because it’s just so not the norm of luring someone to you with your…
lando-was-here asked: Hey what-sup , my name is Lando. I am an aspiring RnB/pop artist. I just recently released a brand new song entitled "Ladies Love Me", & I was wondering if you would be interested in passing by my page to give it a listen! All feedback is welcomed , and greatly appreciated! If you like what you hear feel more than welcome to Reblog the song <3 thank you for your time
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Had a dream that I was standing in the dairy section of Fred Meyer when somebody walked up to me with a gun and asked how I felt about tampons. I scared myself awake before I could answer, but how the fuck would I have answered that? What if that’s how I DIED?
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TMI, I guess.
I just peed while eating a white cheddar rice cake because I didn’t want to stop eating it in order to go to the bathroom. Even though I could only use one hand, the operation was a success.
dat bitch
I tell myself all the time, “If you just act like a bitch more consistently, people will be like ‘oh that’s just Megan she’s way cool you just have to get used to her at first’ and then once people break past that initial discomfort they’ll just think it’s totally funny and then you can act like whatever you want all the time and take virtually no personal...
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Teen Mags!
I don’t know if most of you read those horrible teen mags (it’s so much more appropriate to use “mags”) when you were about 14 but I always think about the interviews with celebrities and how embarrassing it must be for them. Like, I was wearing JC Penny crewneck tshirts and contrast stitch jeans nodding my head to the shit they said when they were like, 25. You don’t...
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If I had 1000 wishes, one of them would be for Breaking Bad to never show up on my dashboard again.
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“Language is a skin: I rub my language against the other. It is as if I had words...”
– Roland Barthes, A Lover’s Discourse (via sleepingtigers)
How Target Figured Out A Teen Girl Was Pregnant... →
consumerbehaviourself:
And I thought I was good at Facebook stalking…
Interesting look at how powerful (and often, creepy) consumer behaviour research can be.
twentysix14 asked: I HAD A REALLY HARD TIME FINDING YOUR ASK BOX. What does this say about me? Okay. 5? 10? 17?
vogon-poetry asked: 3 6 9, DAMN YOU FINE.
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“Love isn’t judgmental. Love is patient. Love is weird, and sometimes...”
– Liz Lemon
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wellalright:
the nice thing about sleigh bells is that you can listen to them on the shittiest pair of earbuds and they still sound okay.
Honey, That Thing in a Crown on a Throne Is Not...
crowleyshouseplant:
[a lengthy response to those who insist that people who wish to change or affect or question the direction of tv shows because of canon are disrespectful, so-called “crazy,” etc.]
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I feel most myself when I look really damn good. I think that’s the part about really getting ready that I find so rewarding. It’s the process. Peggy Olson nailed it with that Ponds pitch, even though her guinea pigs happened to be a room full of insecure secretaries.
I mean, you sit there and look at your face for ten, twenty, eighty minutes before you even have to interact with...
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bring on the imperialistic condiments!: edoro:... →
edoro:
Since I know this is relevant to a number of people following me right now, I’m going to repeat something I’ve said several times in the past.
If you are suffering from some kind of mental disorder, something that impairs your function, like anxiety or depression or dysphoria or…
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But in reference to my last post, yung hotdog in tha club is kind of funny.
A hotdog. In tha club. Clubbing.
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MAYBE I'M A DOWNER TODAY BUT
Life branding, style proclaiming, postmodern spew is only funny if you have things of substance to contrast them with. YUNG HOTDOG IN DA CLUB TWEETING WITH KANYE GOT RELISH ON MY MODCLOTH TIGHTS is funny for like, one second.
Lose your sense of irony, lose your sense of integrity. And your ability to make anyone laugh.
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cosmo tip #179
expertcosmotips:
does he have a collection of old vhs tapes? tape over them with footage of you pooping
I have seven days from now to hate watch the first season of New Girl before my Hulu Plus trial expires.
Four minutes in, y’all. I’m gonna make it.
“I swear to god I will lose my mind if I hear the “sex sells” fallacy one more...”
– (via bogie-nights)
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“I did not like to be touched because I craved it too much. I wanted to be held...”
– Marya Hornbacher (via givealittlehappiness) (via cumber-snatched, straysouls)
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It’s not even midnight and I already think I am hilarious.
reblog if u think loki is hot lol
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“Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Well-rounded
It’s never really celebrities that I dislike, I usually don’t have a problem with them as people. My problem is in how we react to them. For example: Natalie Portman. She’s cool. She’s smart, she can speak Arabic, one time she shaved her head and that was kind of rad, but somehow she does everything while remaining a fairly white-walled, laundry-scented American Sweetheart....
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Time Warner Unveils 'Ryan Gosling On Demand' | THR →
Are you kidding me? They could have at least picked, like, George Clooney. I’d watch that.
“People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald’s hash brown if...”
– Patton Oswalt (via synecdoche)